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Colby Whitney

A guy who usually has a beard and hes kind of a fag and has a ripped up phone case who drives a chevy and lives in oak run because hes gay as fuck

"Do you know Colby Whitney?" "Yeah hes a fag"

a very bad math teacher who's life revolves around rafting who gets mad at you for not being able to say the Pythagorean Theorem right.