2 definition by hoxiesnumberonefan

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a very bad math teacher who's life revolves around rafting who gets mad at you for not being able to say the Pythagorean Theorem right.
God damn that hoxie teachers sucks ass
by hoxiesnumberonefan November 02, 2017

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A guy who usually has a beard and hes kind of a fag and has a ripped up phone case who drives a chevy and lives in oak run because hes gay as fuck
"Do you know Colby Whitney?" "Yeah hes a fag"
by hoxiesnumberonefan December 12, 2018

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