tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

miwacwe whip

A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.

Noah's Food Reviews is on the miwacwe whip diet.

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.

My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.

by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020

whipping nugget

From the practice of making nougat for torrone, it means working hard

Man, I been out there whipping nugget for 8 hours!

by Exquisitine Penguidlious September 7, 2020

Back of the whip

The back seat of an expensive, sports car

"Fucking this model in the back of the whip"

by dozink April 25, 2023

Throat Whipping

The act of pulsating your throat muscles rapidly to simulate whiplash-like convulsions on a penis.

"Hey Bobby."
"Yeah?"
"I finally got the wife to try out Throat Whipping."
"Nice."

by Primordial Throat Whipper December 28, 2022

Backpussy-whipped

Related to backpussy and pussy-whipped. A gay enjoys his backpussy in his sexual relationships, but when he is being emotionally and socially dominated by his partner in every aspect of his life, unfortunately he is being backpussy-whipped.

Karen: I think Sam is really backpussy-whipped.
Stephen: I agree with you. His boyfriend forced him to go to the drag queen's convention.
Karen: Poor thing, that wig looked really bad on him.

by Let's be Anne February 21, 2021