Alpha Weasels

Backstabbing employees whose inflated ambitions and obsessions with work cause people not to like them and sabotages their chances for advancement

Alpha Weasels are often too consumed by their ambitions to have a life beyond the walls of the office.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

weasel punch

Where you walk up to somebody and punch them in the back of the head,knocking them out, then shit all over their face.

When Jon wasn't looking i walked up in back of him and weasel punched him.

by Miles, Sven, Paul, Scott July 10, 2006

butt weasel

A very cute and crazy cat that exceeds the pre-fixed state of lunicy.

Barney the Butt Weasel shreds our dwelling at twice the rate of most other kittens.

by Botlupa November 8, 2006

stink weasel

a male's penis that has just been removed from a female's anal cavity after sex

My stink weasel smells like cheddar cheese because she was eating nachos earlier.

by Amy Cornfretter October 25, 2007

ass weasel

some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face

Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.

by sXeJOSH November 11, 2006

cheese weasel

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

by GoinHAM March 2, 2008

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004