Warm-up Warrior

A person who runs super fast during a warm-up, but then sucks the whole rest of the practice (usually in cross-country or track).

Girl: Look at him! He's so fast!

Boy: No, he's just a warm-up warrior

by Rad_Darkthor August 28, 2012

What a Warrior

Phrase used in competitive gaming to describe a player who "eat shots" and generally does not die because said shots are not registering on him/her. Mostly used to complain about said player.

P1: Dude, weak on their street.
P2: Yeah, I got'em.
*P2 gets killed on their street*
P1: What the fuck happened?
P2: Kid was eating.
P1: What a Warrior.

by Specks December 30, 2012

Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.

Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."

by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013

wide open warrior

When the guy sits up straight, grabs the girl by the ankles and slams his erect cock into the woman

I wide open warriored my sister last night.

by Vanici July 12, 2014

Yik Yak Warrior

College students who aimlessly seek out brawls on Yik Yak. These individuals spend countless hours brainstorming sinister yaks targeting peers or current events.

That nerd has Yik Yak warrior written all over himself.

by JohnnyGolfball September 18, 2016

Science Justice Warrior

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.

Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."

by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016

will the warrior

Will The Warrior Is A God Above All Gods.

Will The Warrior Is The Mightiest Man Alive. He Struck Down Brad The Barbarian With One Fell Swoop. He Was Forever Worshipped As A God.

by Will Deh Warrior February 10, 2017