The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020

Tanky-wanky

UWU HOT FUCK ME ROOMBA

FUCK ME TANKY-WANKY UWU

by amrpowershot January 8, 2021

Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Megan “Wardy” Ward

Megan “Wardy” Ward is a creature of the darkness that like kids and men with non existent hairlines. She’s often been found lurking the halls of Louis slowly and quietly chanting about max o beirne. She’s someone all children should stay away from and parents should be afraid of. She’s not allowed within 500 meters of the following places due to being on then register:

1. Mary’s
2. Booterstown
3. Tramline
4. Crumlin

Hey have you heard of Megan “Wardy” Ward? Regretfully so…

by Hue G. Rex Tion May 30, 2022

danky wanky

its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha

that fat man was danky wanky dave

by bigbooooooooosbs June 9, 2022