balogna wallet

Slang for vagina

Richard: how was your date, Barry?
Barry: why thank you for asking Richard, we had a nice time. We put my coin purse and her balogna wallet together and had a pleasant time.

by holla_speak July 26, 2014

walletism

It means a system meant to privilege only those who pay.
This can also include systems that are made to ruin the experience of free users deliberately to impose the supremacy of the wallet.

It's commonly called pay-to-win at massive multiplayer online games.

Dude, you've spent like 400 bucks on this game so you can beat everyone who hasn't spent any money. Walletism at its finest!

by Samurai Pizza Cat March 23, 2016

Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 10, 2023

empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.

"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."

by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.

Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed

by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010

chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024

stoma wallet

The other prison wallet

When Jimmy went in he filled his wallet and his stoma wallet to the brim.

by Stoma wallet December 21, 2023