joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet
i just did a joe wake upp
by poggo walk May 25, 2021
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Waking the baby

Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around
I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding
by ARTIE ST@UT June 08, 2020
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wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 18, 2021
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Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
by Bobby the Boblet December 25, 2022
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Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else
by Ted Fundy February 06, 2022
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Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 09, 2023
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Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 09, 2023
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