be alpha if you want clam

If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.

I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

I want my sammy'o

What we say to make sammy'o happy!

Andrew: I want my sammy'o
Everyone: I want my sammy'o
Sammy'o: i will punch you in the face

by supa person April 26, 2021

I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to

*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022

baby that I didn't want

A turd that refuses to go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush.

Man, I had another baby that I didn't want this morning and it is still in the crapper.

by The Spotted Brown Dog December 28, 2011

I want her carrots

I want to marry her

Dang that girl is wife material. I want her carrots.

by jbear4309 February 2, 2022

I just want to be happy

As in being happy in a relationship at your job with a friend or just wanted to be joyful 2 yourself or to uplift yourself

I just want to be happy in this relationship

by I just want to be happy August 13, 2021

I want her young

A another definition for pedophilia usually used in extreme cases. It is usually accompanied by a deep state of ignorance and indignity.

child: mom mom! Today I was buying candy at the store and I heard man saying "I want her young". What does that mean?
Mother: it means that next time you hear a man saying this phrase you go kick them in the balls as hard as you can and call the police😊

by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020