Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
by humzyz June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
Get the Vacationmug. A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.
Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"
B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.
My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.
There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.
All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.
"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"
Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"
Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.
AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.
There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.
All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.
"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"
Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"
Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.
AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 November 5, 2024
Get the Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations"mug. by Soda_Man October 6, 2022
Get the Vacation Sodamug. A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.
boyfriend dick
boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.