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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019
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They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
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vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
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On Vacation

When you are playing videos games with your friends and get up from the computer without saying a single word. You don't leave the game or the discord call. You just wander off into the void.
We were mid game and we lost because one of our team mates went on vacation.
by SquiggleHawk November 23, 2021
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vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.
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Vacation

The most treasured time for middle school students to play fortnite or do other stuff
Kid 1: can’t wait for vacation, imma play fortnite every day
by Mommytits967 February 20, 2019
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vacation dick

(1) Associated with a really good fling or a good "side dick/bitch"
(2) Used as a general to describe a good sex session.
(Simply put: some very good dick)
"I need ome vacation dick."

Boyfriend dick

Side bitch
Side dick
One night stand
by Xena Romero June 17, 2016
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