Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.
"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
by ClivetheRock July 17, 2020
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Lindenwood university

The place where everyone plays a sport and studies sports science/management. They also act like they’re a pro or have a shot at a high paying pro position. In reality only 2% of every college student athlete in the United States will make a pro team, then .01 to actually play regularly. It’s even less with this school. With a graduation rate of 50 percent these douche canoes that play sports are dumb entitled rich kids with no future. The women of Lindenwood are just as worse, worshiping the chads and brads that will ultimately do nothing of significance with their lives.
Lindenwood university, where rich dumb kids come to feel important
by PythonDev November 12, 2022
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Hoss University

The University of Hoss or "Hoss U" is a made up collage, and is used to refer to people who are not going to collage. It most commonly refers to bigger muscular boys who are dumb or not very bright. And implies they are going to Hoss U to presue a degree in "being a hoss"
Jack: "Charlie is such a Hoss he just plows through their defensive line!"

Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"
by hinsdale kid April 30, 2015
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Aureus University

The worst caribbean med school ever, YEET
That gay ass nigga went to Aureus University and didn't match, now he works at Rona.
by Dr. Gowen Eater July 03, 2019
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A Universal Time

A Roblox JoJo Game, although not all of it's content is JoJo.

The game was made in June 3, 2020. Because of it's overhype, it's player count has lowered drastically.
Person 1: Hey, have you played A Universal Time?
Person 2: Yep, I don't really like the combat
Person 1: I can understand that, it isn't fun when half your health gets shredded after a single m1.
by PrivateApple May 16, 2022
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Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.
"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"
by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019
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Vanderton University

I just got accepted to Vanderton University!
by Word Madman May 12, 2020
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