Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019

Universal Gigolo

A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.

At the mall:

Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo

by LTF2 September 14, 2008

Universal code

Basic things that everyone knows

Friend - Can i borrow your underwear?
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code

by RiahRhymes December 12, 2016

Zoom University

When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.

“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”

“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”

by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020

Vanderton University

A fictional university in many Lifetime movies.

I just got accepted to Vanderton University!

by Word Madman May 12, 2020

BTS Universe

It's strength, hardship and friendship. Kim Seokjin (not to be confused with Kim Seokjin living in our universe) is a boy that can travel back in time. He tries to save his friends from committing suicide, but can he?

BTS Universe has ruined my life, by making me travel to another universe.

by Little Sailor July 6, 2019

universal snap

A generic snap that was clearly sent to multiple people for streaks and/or out of laziness. Against proper snapchat etiquette.

"Omg Andrew just snapped me! He's so into me"
"Nah girl, I got it too. Must have a been a universal snap"

by Whyarentthereanyhandles May 7, 2018