When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
by JoZG October 20, 2008
Get the The Uncle Sammug. 
The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
by guruforyou July 8, 2011
Get the Uncle Swagmug. The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.
Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)
by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006
Get the Uncle Claudemug. When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
by BagofDicks May 6, 2013
Get the Uncle Stevenmug. When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
Get the Sugar unclesmug. by joemammy September 3, 2016
Get the Uncle Deezlemug.