Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.
by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004
Get the uncle sneaky hands mug.Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.
Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*
by PossumCuber October 16, 2009
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Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.
Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
Get the Uncle Joe mug.Uncle Kracker (born Matthew Shafer; June 6, 1974) is an American rock, country, and rap rock musician, most popularly known for his hit singles "Follow Me", "Smile", and "Drift Away". His music was more rap rock-based at the start of his career before turning in a more country and Top 40 style music direction on later releases.
Shafer was raised in Harrison Township, Michigan. In 1987, with his brother Mike Shafer, he visited a nightclub in Clawson, Michigan where a turntables competition was occurring. His older brother was competing against a then-unknown musician, Kid Rock. Shafer then spent a lot of time with Kid Rock, and they became friends. In those times, he was mainly rapping. He only performed at live shows at the time, until he began recording for Rock's album, Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp; Shafer was a featured vocalist on some of the tracks. He then began working on a solo album, but he continued being the DJ for Kid Rock. Upon the release of Rock's multi-platinum album, Devil Without a Cause, Shafer decided that it was time to release his first solo album, Double Wide, adopting the stage name Uncle Kracker.
Shafer was raised in Harrison Township, Michigan. In 1987, with his brother Mike Shafer, he visited a nightclub in Clawson, Michigan where a turntables competition was occurring. His older brother was competing against a then-unknown musician, Kid Rock. Shafer then spent a lot of time with Kid Rock, and they became friends. In those times, he was mainly rapping. He only performed at live shows at the time, until he began recording for Rock's album, Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp; Shafer was a featured vocalist on some of the tracks. He then began working on a solo album, but he continued being the DJ for Kid Rock. Upon the release of Rock's multi-platinum album, Devil Without a Cause, Shafer decided that it was time to release his first solo album, Double Wide, adopting the stage name Uncle Kracker.
What a fabulous artist. Uncle Kracker makes us all smile with his musical talent. What's your favorite Uncle Kracker single?
by SHAIMUSM July 24, 2010
Get the Uncle Kracker mug.A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
Get the Uncle mug.New England's best kept secret. Uncle Henry's is is a catalog of used and new stuff, basically. It got it's start in Maine's state capital, Augusta. Like their catch phrase "Most anything under the sun." And boy, do they live by this. From guns to cars, from toys to jewelry, from free stuff to listings of swapmeet and yard sales, and ATV's to snowmobiles. A New England Tradition since 1969. Although I think it's going nationwide I think... So it's not so regional anymore.
by Adam B January 18, 2005
Get the Uncle Henry's mug.not classic, the opposite of classic and generally something that doesn't keep you in tears or lolz. A bummer word. It is common in the 905 area of Toronto.
by Iolanda V August 24, 2007
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