Tweaky torch

A butane lighter that no longer works due to uneccesary disassembling & reassembling.

I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch

by Metthew February 4, 2021

Tallahassee Torchlighter

Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.

Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .

by BucketYT June 28, 2021

asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.

In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.

by QuacksO January 31, 2022

plasma torching

this is next level gas lighting at its finest. gaslighting generally referring to a one on one or orchestrating multiple flying monkeys at one target . . Plasma torching is where there are multiple targets with multiple motives all happening at the same time and place . this orchestration isnt just for Hollywood anymore .

Joan had worked the committee into such a frenzy by the time the board meeting ,committee members couldnt regroup from the plasma torching Joan had crafted .

by highplainsdrifter February 7, 2022

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

Ethan Torchio

Litteral sunshine. He's the drummer of the popular italian rock band Måneskin. A long-brown haired guy with brown eyes. He's the sweetest person alive.

Person 1: Hey, do you know the band måneskin?
Person 2: yeah, they're so cool! The drummer, Ethan Torchio, is very nice.

by Ur_local_demigirl July 19, 2022

Ethan Torchio

Literally sunshine. A long-brown haired guy with brown eyes. He's the drummer of the italian rock band Måneskin.

Person 1: hey, do you know Måneskin?
Person 2: yeah, they're really cool! Ethan Torchio, the drummer, is very nice.

by Ur_local_demigirl July 19, 2022