Trigger of Sidekicks

A group of fuckwit actors who think they are smart via osmosis of scripts they have read. Based on the Image Comic by Chris Schweizer and Kyle Stacks "Six Sidekicks of Trigger Keaton" is based on a bunch of idiots trying to solve the murder of an actor they hated to give their life meaning.

Look at those fucking trigger of sidekicks over there thinking they know about vaccines because they started as an extra in ER

by Green Jaguar72 September 14, 2021

Trigger Disorder

A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.

Wow, i think she has Trigger Disorder, why would food trigger someone?

by average nobody mc nobody face August 31, 2021

Trigger Mortise

The state after being triggered

“Wow this _____ is entering trigger mortise”

by Saintswamps July 7, 2021

shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.

Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.

by Houlihoops September 27, 2022

shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.

Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.

by Houlihoops September 27, 2022

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Trigger

One who lacks a father figure and makes a fool of themself constantly as a result of persisting to be comedic by repeating an unfunny joke.

"GUYS GO TO R/STARWARSME PLEASE GUYS PLEASE LAUGH AT ME."
"Shut up Trigger."

by The Very Real Tick January 8, 2022