TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of cracking a man's testicles open like an egg, and then cooking the insides into a dish. Then said dish will be served to the testicle owner.

Josh, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BALLSS?!??!?!?"
Jamal, "I don't know, but here is some ancient eggs for you."
Josh, "Thanks"
Jamal, "TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton"

by r8fkegd9emode83d April 18, 2023

Tactical Jäger-Bomb

The act of doing a Jäger-Bomb during a night out when you start to feel tired, using the effect of the caffeine of Red Bull with the added bonus of the alcohol in Jäegermeister

“Bro I am so tired, I’m going to have a tactical Jäger-Bomb”

by Chuck Shiesty August 4, 2023

tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.

Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot

by used oatmeal August 18, 2023

Tactical

A mf who got no chill, no sauce, no rizz. Someone considered tactical, often only wear's clothes from an army supply store and think they special ops.

Bro this camo wearing liberal tactical as hell

by garry_gattchamom May 26, 2023

Tactical

When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.

This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.

Look at my tactical combat rifle!

You just put a Gameboy on the side.

by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024

Tactical Ghosting

Ghosting someone, when you are already married.

To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.

by Episteopheus September 24, 2023

tactical chunder

Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.

Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will

by billiewood October 1, 2023