Tommy Bear

A regular teddybear with a hole made in it used for artificial sexual intercourse.

He's getting it on with his Tommy Bear again.

by Tommybear! March 25, 2010

Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013

tommy tucker

Stemming from the child's rhyme, "Tommy Tucker" has been used as an urban art character, symbolising the revolutionary, and/or the artist. Usually used by/about someone with vaguely socialist veiws and opinions.

"Even Tommy Tucker sang for his supper. Think about it."

by kotcc February 1, 2005

Tommi Lalli

Tommi Lalli is probably funniest man in the world, he can make the whole room laughing. Also super tall, and scary sometimes, but aren't we all a little bit scary..? Oh yeah and he's fcking good drummer, one of the best drummers in the world i bet.

Hey, Do you know this Man named Tommi Lalli?
No I don't..
If you don't follow him on instagram in five seconds..

by simpforbc November 23, 2021

tommy casanova

nigga stole my weed

That Tommy Casanova mutha fucka stole my bud

by CrackerAssMofo December 11, 2016

Tommy Wiseau

The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing

-Have you seen Tommy Wiseau?
-No, he is probably working on an amazing movie

by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018

Tommy Burke

A sporting legend prone to injuries in his old age.

1: Might try a Goosie on the ref
2: Mate be careful, Tommy Burke blew out his knees doing one of those.

by ZiggyDoig June 6, 2017