Rubbing Rob Reiner

Bating; Spanking the monkey; Flogging the dolphin; Choking the chicken

Is it humanly possible to rub Rob Reiner that many times in a day, you sick sri lankan bastard??

by Anonymous May 02, 2003

rob wallis

Well one might say a person who never grows up and also whines and gets upset quick takes things to heart

Really your going to be a rob wallis because everyone is busy today and cant hang out whatever

by Ballers buzz April 01, 2016

co-op rob

A baller a hell of a guy usually a ladies man, rides around in large SUV, and luxury cars ranging from Mercedes to Bentleys.

Yo co-op rob is ballin that fool is Team Baurtwelled up

by r November 11, 2004

First Mate Rob

This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.

J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

by J Wood and First Mate Rob January 10, 2005

Robs fucked head

When you rub so much acetone on your head that the growth of your hair becomes minimal. To the point every girl/guy is disturbed by your presence.

We were having a nice conversation at lunch then I lost my appetite when I looked up and saw Robs fucked head.

by pflexwigga July 27, 2022

Coach Rob-itus

The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.

The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.

by Mr. Fundamentals 69 January 28, 2020

Rob (short for Robert)

Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.

Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!

by King of Sweden November 25, 2021