titty hounds

A titty hound is an individual whose thirst for the tit is unquenchable, and whose way of representing themselves is very hound like when on the prowl for tit!

"Did you see how thirsty the titty hounds were last night?"

"Yeah man they were howling mad when they got kicked out"

"What a bunch of dirty titty hounds eh"

by jameslahey January 12, 2015

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

sleeper titties

The big boobs of a girl who tries to hide them and doesn't take photos that show them off, and doesn't wear low cut shirts.
Comes from sleeper that describes a fast car that looks slow, hiding the real power of the car.

Dude, Michelle has some sleeper titties
Yea man, you would never know from looking at her Facebook.

by nananananbatman May 25, 2013

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!

Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"

by Tman227 October 27, 2016

Titty pussy

A woke sloppy goblin girl that rides around on sweat stained roller skates and begs students to come out as Bi, if a student refuses Titty Pussy will let Out a shriek that will change the students body hair to strawberry blonde. Then titty pussy will say tough break straighty, have fun sticking out like a sore some should you ever visit a beach in Palestine - Cole Hersch

Titty pussy sure is woke, Titty pussy for president.

by Mad american voter March 10, 2021