friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011

acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.

Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'

by Doctor Octer May 25, 2018

Beta testing

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11

Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!

by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019

beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.

George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".

by Noopyhi November 10, 2013

Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.

Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.

by dawnmusic December 20, 2016

Wonderlic Test

1. Noun. A test used to test knowledge in certain situations, especially used at the NFL combine.

2. Noun. A tottally unrelated comment used in everyday conversations.

3. Verb. The test of one's ability to lick.

Vince Young would have been drafted higher, except for his tiny Wonderlic score.

Hey John!
Im gonna swim a wonderlic!
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Girl 1: Im gonna give my boyfriend the Wonderlic Test.
Girl 2: kinky...

by Jeembo December 20, 2010

azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

by Cashatoo September 3, 2006