The act of filling your asshole with Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, then fisting a large sum of lettuce into said asshole. Before farting it out onto partner(s) face.
by BAYONET101 April 25, 2015
by laurengonewild November 08, 2003
The third-largest metropolitan in the state of Pennsylvania, as it is known by non-Lehigh Valley residents. It consists of the cities of Allentown, Bethlehem, and Easton located in Lehigh and Northampton counties. Scrape off the gloss and it is in fact a TIME WARP. It is a place where conservative, WASPY middle-aged residents inhabit as well as younger parents with children go to raise families and clog the roads with their horrendous driving skills. The area has gained attention in recent years, as evidenced by a new casino in Bethlehem and the Promenade Shops at Saucon Valley. Yet in spite of these progressive improvements, people here are stuck in the 1950's and firmly resist change. Perhaps thats due to the fact that there are so many old people as well as gun-loving, pickup-driving hicks who think that the Gap is upscale shopping. The speed limits are set far to low as way of accommodating the slow drivers who can't merge to save their lives. Travel guides and tourism agencies boast its "proximity" to Philadelphia and New York City however there is no meaningful connection to either of those places whatsoever. The Lehigh Valley disguises itself as a peaceful middle ground between the more expensive metropolitan areas found to its south and east, when really it is just like any other decaying, Rust Belt place in Pennsylvania. People who choose to live here think that the "Valley" is the best place on earth. Don't buy into it. Move somewhere else.
Mike: "So where are you from?"
Ted: "The Lehigh Valley"
Mike: "Oh. I live in Bucks County which is ten times better and a hell of a lot closer to Philadelphia".
Ted: "Actually, I love where I live. Being surrounded by white, Republican NRA members is a blast!"
Ted: "The Lehigh Valley"
Mike: "Oh. I live in Bucks County which is ten times better and a hell of a lot closer to Philadelphia".
Ted: "Actually, I love where I live. Being surrounded by white, Republican NRA members is a blast!"
by courtneyseesstarsagain May 23, 2010
I just drove over from Hug High School to Sun Valley. I never saw so many trailers just dropped anywhere on sand.
by somuchpink July 19, 2013
Let's ride over to Pine Valley
by Uh-Oh Oreo June 29, 2004
The town of poop butts and vapes. If your in the high school bathroom with out the Juulers your one of a kind. Town of the population of 1500 and most people with severe autism because of incest related causes. And the best Football teams in the country HELL YEAH Ugly cheerleaders,and the most trailer parks in the Tri-State area
by Juul master 69 September 10, 2019
After fucking your girl on her period, the penis is removed and placed between her Grand Tetons creating a murder scene between her tits.
by Crodstick September 13, 2019