Snailed

When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.

“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”

by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019

Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).

The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.

by Snaillifer December 16, 2019

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019

Snail/pre snail

A person or thing that decides to change their gender a young age.

Bro did you see that snail/pre snail at lunch today lmao

by Lildicktimmy May 28, 2019

Rabbit snail

When one drinks an ER911 then proceeds to do fat dab of concentrates

Ex: he was like speed speed speed!, BRAKES!!!!!!

This motherfucker drank 7 double shots of espresso then did his first dab and he was like rabbit snail, then went outside and threw up all over my porch

by The Fish Guy May 31, 2019

wannabee snail

When a male cums inside a girl, and she drags her pussy acros the floor and pretends to be a snail.

I did a wannabee snail last night at my boyfriends house.

by Sheeproaders April 5, 2019

Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

by PaganDwarf April 7, 2019