The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020

sis shuffle

the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.

"are you coming to math?"
"fuck that, sis shuffle"

by fat mels May 9, 2010

Penguin Shuffle

Penguin shuffle.. when you try to walk with your pants around your ankles.

I was doing the Penguin shuffle after she pulled my pants down to give me a blowjob.

by Judge Santiago Burdon December 15, 2022

Dutch Shuffle

When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,

leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.

Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”

by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022

Kroger Shuffle

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.

You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.

by Messenjah January 10, 2011

Hollywood shuffle

The (Hollywood Shuffle) is when a nice guy pursues a girl who then proceeds to friend zone or ignore him. These females then tend to go for the hollywood types and eventually try to crawl back to the nice guy after being abused & reused.

Look at Nicole, she did the hollywood shuffle with Adam.

by Jonny 411 September 13, 2020

Tray Shuffle

When ur gettin ya dick sucked and she throws up on you're business and you give her the old 1, 2 knockout

Dude have you seen Tina today? She looks like she got tray shuffled last night. Saucey

by Seňor SaKK August 25, 2017