Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017
Get the Murphymug. Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.
(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
by Bigboodylicouslicker88 September 26, 2022
Get the Sylas Murphymug. A cool guy who is usually the person you want to befriend, they'll send you a lot of positive messages and you would want to stay close to them.
by MonkeywithBanana June 10, 2021
Get the Murphymug. A dog that is usually chill and calm. Loves to lay on there owners bed, and loves lay on you. A Murphy loves to eat food and is a one of a kind dog. He is usually a golden doodle but loves attention
I love Murphy!!
by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021
Get the Murphymug. by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018
Get the Murphymug. Military slang for gasoline, possibly from the discount gas chain, Murphy Oil, which is part of the Walmart chain of stores.
by TheBigBlueFrog May 7, 2018
Get the Murphymug. John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022
Get the John Murphymug.