spank the monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
by The Molster March 04, 2004
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Ebola Monkey

A person who fakes being sick to get out of work. Also, one who knows there is a large work project going on and decides to act sick to leave the burden with everyone else.
"We just got this huge contract, and Alan is out sick again being the Ebola Monkey.
by ElecDrummer November 05, 2006
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mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.
Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!
by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017
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Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.
Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)
by ~coolbeanz77 September 06, 2008
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Feed The Monkey

Feed The Monkey refers to a fuelling of desire.

Usually this desire is something one doesnt want to do, but is addicted to it because of the way it makes him/her feel about himself/herself.. like getting high.. or playing poker.. or going to a strip club.

Scientifically speaking, 'feeding the monkey' is feeding the dopamine gland in the brain..
'I don't think you should break up with her just because she gives lapdances to your family members in fancy restaurants.. She's gotto feed the monkey..
by skeptikalia August 31, 2011
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shrub monkeys

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!
Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.
by notoriousD July 31, 2008
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welfare monkey

That little black kid was such a welfare monkey
by John April 26, 2005
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