Person 1 : Ahhh... I hate you so much! No, no, d-don't let it come, n-NO!!!
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*
by Homie Box April 26, 2018

Mommy is a character from the webcomic "beginning of the end". We don't know her name yet but we call her mommy because we want her boob milk
by Turtleonie July 16, 2021

when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner
friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

A group consisting of individuals who have home-based businesses in small towns in Alberta Canada. The www.smalltownmommies.com website is the best resource for home-based businesses, services and tradeshows and other related events.
'I'm new in town, do you know who sells Tupperware or Avon?'.... 'Yes, I found my rep on the Small Town Mommies website!'
by Smalltown Mommies May 4, 2010

Hey want to have sex
Ya sure
Later that night
Oooooooh mommy keep going I love when make me cum like this
Ya sure
Later that night
Oooooooh mommy keep going I love when make me cum like this
by weird guy that knows anotomy May 20, 2022

A stripper giving a lap dance will grind her buttocks against her customer, then collect the fee and tip. She will then refer to her buttocks and say thanks to "Mommy's little money maker" I can now pay for that college class.
by Stripper Junkie January 23, 2014
