Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

Crust

Different types of crust: Butt crust, Period crust, and poop crust, and perhaps pee crust

“ Hi I would like to eat crust today please”
“ I’m crust”

by Crust01 July 28, 2025

Crust

Crust is a term/slang that is used when something or a person is bad. Think of an soup that was left over 165 million years ago, when dinosaurs existed. Now imagine how that soup would be like. Lots of mold inside it, crust inside it, really disgusting orange and yellow stuff in the pan sticked to the pan. That's crust.

Here is some examples of how crust is used:

Hey man, you really have crust!
I don't like that game. That game has crust!
Alex, you got crust!

by skiddxed August 2, 2025

Stuffed crust

A sexual act in which one "lets it crust" before anal sex.

Jacob: hey Brittany, wanna make some stuffed crust later?

Brittany: Jacob, thats disgusting, I'm trying to eat.

by Swiggityswonerr January 17, 2025

What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

The Crust

stuffed crust that gru will stuff you into

"I will stuff you all in the crust!"

by LunarDev February 23, 2025

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024