side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind

There is Becky and her side cow

by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017

Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022

Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.

Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills

by Rex'smissingfat July 03, 2015

Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 25, 2017

side beer

The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.

In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.

(during game of beer pong)

Shon - "I got my side beer."

Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"

by PoppinPapaverz February 16, 2011

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 01, 2018

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013