Plastic Shoes

Word for corfram shoes sometimes worn by military personnel. So named because of their resemblance to plastic, and the friendly jabbing by people who put in the effort to shine their shoes.

Also known as 'Cheater Shoes'.

"Hey, are those plastic?"
"Nah, I spent four hours shining them."

"I'll never wear plastic shoes."

by ShineRag April 18, 2010

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Cruzy's Shoes

Crusty, dusty, musty, rusty, and Crusygirl's favorite thing in the whole world. Face it cruz... we all know you got them from a sewer.

You're almost as crusty as Cruzy's shoes

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Bedroom shoes

When you get your girlfirend or wife to purchase platform pumps that they would never wear in public but love wearing during sex.

I stayed at Lisa's house last night and she put on a pair of 8 inch heels. Man I hit that pussy so hard that it was it all over with in minutes.

You've got to love bedroom shoes!!

by Moh Yella May 25, 2014

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pretend shoes

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:

Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?

by thatbastard December 2, 2009

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