The rule governing the procedure for backseat vehicular seating arrangements. If three passengers are forced to sit in the backseat of vehicle containing three spots, the Zapple Rule applies. The first two passengers to yell 'zapple' are given a door-side seat. The remaining passenger is given the middle seat.
Jimmy: "Hey Joe, Frank, and Sam. My cousin Tim is riding in the front passenger seat, so you will all have to ride in the backseat of my 1996 Toyota Camry."
Joe: "Zapple!"
Frank: "Zapple!"
Sam: "Oh shucks, the Zapple Rule. I guess I will have to ride in the middle, but luckily, this Camry's backseat is spacious!"
Joe: "Zapple!"
Frank: "Zapple!"
Sam: "Oh shucks, the Zapple Rule. I guess I will have to ride in the middle, but luckily, this Camry's backseat is spacious!"
by TT29034 November 16, 2011
A set of rules or a collection of norms which are unknown to the general public, but are extremely important to insiders. In many cases, the outsider learns the stripper rules as he or she is being ejected, beaten up, or otherwise aggressively educated.
Why'd you get thrown out?
Apparently putting money in her underwear was fine, but there is some rule against putting my whole hand in there...
Stripper rules. Who knew?
Apparently putting money in her underwear was fine, but there is some rule against putting my whole hand in there...
Stripper rules. Who knew?
by Angry Bill March 28, 2010
(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
by wwetnaojw1 June 27, 2014
The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.
He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule
by RRJKBG January 17, 2011
When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016
The Rule of Buffalo:
Drinking Game.
note: The individuals who have had the rule of buffalo invoked upon them will henceforth be known as "victims".
The rule of buffalo is indeed an epic one. It can be explained quite simply: Devastation. However, the more thorough version of the explanation is quite a bit more than one word. The rule is generally decided upon at the beginning of the party, as inflicting it upon an already intoxicated crowd can lead to denial of buffalo (for the uninformed) and staggering confusion and fear. Once it has been put into effect, the rule of buffalo is to be noted as in effect for the rest of the night, and to be repealed once the party is generally thought to be "finished", being when everyone goes to bed, or when everyone wakes up in a naked heap with no prior recollection. The rule is wholly binding, in that once initiated, the rule encompasses all members of the party, and makes no personal exceptions. The game starts with a simple drunken mistake: The victim drinks, picks up, or otherwise holds their intoxicating beverage with their dominant hand. This means the right hand for right handed people, and the left hand for left handed people. Make sure it is understood which you are. If a partier or otherwise curious onlooker happens to notice this tragic mistake (often of god like proportions), they may invoke the rule. The rule is brought fourth by speaking "Buffalo" in a widely audible tone, and in some way making it known who the rule has been invoked upon. Once it is made known to the victim that they are under obligation of the rule, the victim must indeed consume. The beverage is to be immediately "polished off", at a rate almost equal to that of a fire hose, without any objection or otherwise bitchy comebacks to the rule. After the drink has been consumed, the victim can usually be expected to voice utterances such as "Fuuuuck", "I'm sooo drunk", "I'm gonna puke", "Fuck you asshole", or "I'll get you back". It can sometimes be a fun and unexpected idea to invoke the rule whilst a victim is utilizing a non-alcoholic beverage in their dominant hand- this can save money on property damage and trips to the hospital due to the fact that the already smashed participants in the game will be able to pace.
Now I know what your thinking- there is an almost stupidly obvious flaw to the game. As the night progresses, the ability to make a conscious effort to contain one's beverage in their recessive appendage becomes severely limited. This is true- and because of this, the rule of buffalo can and will demolish even the heaviest of heavyweights. This fact will also lead most victims to the conclusion that the rule is a spiteful game, designed to create embarrasing stories of drunken shenanigans or seemingly endless ponds, rivers and lakes of vomit. Invoking the rule of buffalo is generally taken like a punch in the teeth. Because of the powerful nature of the game people have been known to "buffalo crash" parties. This is to commute to a party with intentions of introducing the rule, and causing the party to end significantly earlier than expected, owing to the sudden and devastating total inebriation of all in attendance.
Limitations of the rule: The rule of buffalo does not apply to holders of hard liquor in its original vessel. Flash consumption of deadly volumes of ethanol is indeed a terrible idea. The drink-in-hand must also be for strict drinking purposes, thus those who are mixing, bartending or holding a drink for a pal are not obligated to drink.
Drinking Game.
note: The individuals who have had the rule of buffalo invoked upon them will henceforth be known as "victims".
The rule of buffalo is indeed an epic one. It can be explained quite simply: Devastation. However, the more thorough version of the explanation is quite a bit more than one word. The rule is generally decided upon at the beginning of the party, as inflicting it upon an already intoxicated crowd can lead to denial of buffalo (for the uninformed) and staggering confusion and fear. Once it has been put into effect, the rule of buffalo is to be noted as in effect for the rest of the night, and to be repealed once the party is generally thought to be "finished", being when everyone goes to bed, or when everyone wakes up in a naked heap with no prior recollection. The rule is wholly binding, in that once initiated, the rule encompasses all members of the party, and makes no personal exceptions. The game starts with a simple drunken mistake: The victim drinks, picks up, or otherwise holds their intoxicating beverage with their dominant hand. This means the right hand for right handed people, and the left hand for left handed people. Make sure it is understood which you are. If a partier or otherwise curious onlooker happens to notice this tragic mistake (often of god like proportions), they may invoke the rule. The rule is brought fourth by speaking "Buffalo" in a widely audible tone, and in some way making it known who the rule has been invoked upon. Once it is made known to the victim that they are under obligation of the rule, the victim must indeed consume. The beverage is to be immediately "polished off", at a rate almost equal to that of a fire hose, without any objection or otherwise bitchy comebacks to the rule. After the drink has been consumed, the victim can usually be expected to voice utterances such as "Fuuuuck", "I'm sooo drunk", "I'm gonna puke", "Fuck you asshole", or "I'll get you back". It can sometimes be a fun and unexpected idea to invoke the rule whilst a victim is utilizing a non-alcoholic beverage in their dominant hand- this can save money on property damage and trips to the hospital due to the fact that the already smashed participants in the game will be able to pace.
Now I know what your thinking- there is an almost stupidly obvious flaw to the game. As the night progresses, the ability to make a conscious effort to contain one's beverage in their recessive appendage becomes severely limited. This is true- and because of this, the rule of buffalo can and will demolish even the heaviest of heavyweights. This fact will also lead most victims to the conclusion that the rule is a spiteful game, designed to create embarrasing stories of drunken shenanigans or seemingly endless ponds, rivers and lakes of vomit. Invoking the rule of buffalo is generally taken like a punch in the teeth. Because of the powerful nature of the game people have been known to "buffalo crash" parties. This is to commute to a party with intentions of introducing the rule, and causing the party to end significantly earlier than expected, owing to the sudden and devastating total inebriation of all in attendance.
Limitations of the rule: The rule of buffalo does not apply to holders of hard liquor in its original vessel. Flash consumption of deadly volumes of ethanol is indeed a terrible idea. The drink-in-hand must also be for strict drinking purposes, thus those who are mixing, bartending or holding a drink for a pal are not obligated to drink.
victim: "I'm just going to pour myself another tasty beverage, one of an alcoholic and intoxicating nature. I just hope I don't bring the Rule of Buffalo upon myself!" *picks up drink in dominant hand*
curious onlooker: "buffalo!"
victim: *consumes at mind numbing rates* "uughh blehh I'm gonna puke... you asshole... that's *gag* the fifth time... I'll totally get you back..." *falls unconscious*
curious onlooker: "buffalo!"
victim: *consumes at mind numbing rates* "uughh blehh I'm gonna puke... you asshole... that's *gag* the fifth time... I'll totally get you back..." *falls unconscious*
by Carson Myers August 13, 2007
by THECOOLESTGUY1472 February 12, 2018