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prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
mugGet the prison portmug.

rage port

Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.
In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.
by 3B-South May 13, 2005
mugGet the rage portmug.

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.
Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022
mugGet the Port-a-Pussymug.

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
mugGet the prison portmug.

Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.
by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011
mugGet the Doodle Portmug.

port docking

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."
by Psyeraph October 9, 2014
mugGet the port dockingmug.

Port D'or

A small island populated entirely by questionable people. Port D'or doesn't ask too many questions, a haven for criminals and undesirables of all kind
1) Yo, where you off to this weekend again?
2) Port D'or!
1) Sick, I hear you can get up to all sorts there, I might go soon too
by ChamJops September 5, 2021
mugGet the Port D'ormug.

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