match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

Nasty Blapper

A term commonly used in the southern part of America. It is used when someone is describing a very cool firearm.

“Check out my new nasty blapper, I just picked it up this past weekend!”

by shmunky November 25, 2022

Succ Nasty

A good pee pee succ

She gave me a good succ nasty last night

by FaYzJuNeBoIi December 27, 2018

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

Nasty Tesco's

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.

"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"

by Pip Proper Hums August 4, 2018

Nasty Humor

A term often used to describe a fraternity member's penis.

Did you hear last night that Brett gave Carter his nasty humor?

He put his nasty humor in and around her mouth.

by Carter Herbert May 22, 2008

Black Nastys

"PhatRakDaddySak" will always wear BLACK socks while wearing WHITE shoes

Oh nah PhatRak how u gonna be wearin them black nastys

by Viti Ras October 12, 2023