Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 27, 2023
Reverse Express is when government introduces a program such as EPA to correct a market place imbalance.
by mmemoly July 07, 2011
When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019
To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 22, 2014
The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.
by Maker Kc February 17, 2025
Last night I have her the copenhagen express.
by ThatOneGuy201552 October 28, 2017
When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019