a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!
imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!
by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008
Get the piss the closetmug. When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Closetmug. 1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
by TheOGCC November 7, 2019
Get the closet childmug. A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
Get the Closet smokemug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.
by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011
Get the Closet Lockmug. the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.
by secretclownsociety November 9, 2021
Get the closet lockmug.