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burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
by streetwedge November 20, 2009
mugGet the burrito shelfmug.

Burrito nigga

A hispanic person who is chill with black people, so he is called a "burrito nigga."
where dat burrito nigga at blud?
by schoolingdeezkids September 25, 2022
mugGet the Burrito niggamug.

burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017
mugGet the burrito exitmug.

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.
by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012
mugGet the fecal burritomug.

burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi July 11, 2015
mugGet the burrito napmug.

Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.
Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito
by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016
mugGet the Backwards-burritomug.

burrito bunny

White chick that dates Mexican or Latino men
That Mexican lovin white girl is a burrito bunny.
by Colostomy May 1, 2019
mugGet the burrito bunnymug.

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