Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.
Carrie: dangggg what did he say?
Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize
Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one
Carrie: dangggg what did he say?
Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize
Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one
by spread that April 12, 2023
Get the Blunt blindmug. The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018
Get the Blind Snowstormmug. Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.
by 1695814 September 6, 2013
Get the blind-gatingmug. by DanaFX October 31, 2021
Get the Pork Blindsmug. When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
Get the Eating Blindsmug. A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"
by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010
Get the Kettle-Blindmug. by VSPOT September 1, 2020
Get the Brother Blindmug.