while similar to teabagging, this is a much safer alternative, seeing as the testes are placed on the forehead instead of in the mouth to avoid any injuries from a disgruntled testespwnee
by SupaFly_ July 15, 2005
Get the testespwnd mug.Slang name for the Houston Texans. Formed from the root words “Testicle” and “Texans”. Typically used when addressing their terribly delusional fans, who think that this team will ever be as good as the Dallas Cowboys.
by Cypher1 August 5, 2009
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a). The act of cumming and tea bagging at the same time
b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.
c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.
b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.
c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.
a). Don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick shit!
b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid
c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown
bill- dude thats some sick shit!
b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid
c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown
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Get the Testicalalia mug.Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.
Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011
Get the Testicalish mug.The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.
by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012
Get the Testickler mug.A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.
2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
by ohshazbot September 17, 2012
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