sneeze tease

when a sneeze teeters on the edge of coming out but never does

Chris: Yeah man, when i was goin' down on her I thought I finally was about to make her orgasam.

Bill: And?

Chris: False alarm. It was just a sneeze tease.

by Djokomofo December 10, 2009

Twat Teaser

A girl that leads a guy on to believing they want to be more than just friends, or progress into a relationship, and or one night stand.

That bitch lead me on so rank, she's such a twat teaser! Now she's banging that prick.

by DarrenS December 9, 2008

Facebook Tease

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.

Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease

by j0hn13y November 24, 2010

DICK TEASE

Any woman at all that uses a tampon.

the DICK TEASE needs to take off her make up, it's ruining her skin as bad as her soured vagina.

by royalprincesswhohatesrape&sex September 29, 2010

brain teaser

A brain teaser is getting your brain teased...obviously.
If you dont have the imagination to determine wat a brain teaser is, then youre officially stupid.

person:brain teaser!!!
idiot:wats a brian teaser?
person:your dumb
idiot:i know...

by shaggy 2 dope September 30, 2006

skeet teaser

The same as Tease. Look Tease up

Diana keeps messing with my feelings. I wish she wasent such a skeet teaser.

by Ivan Afu Ckalot July 28, 2006

a tease

An individual who enjoys looking at his/her looks, is infatuated with his/herself, dreams of being an underwear model, and acts like an 11 year old.

1)Sharon...what a tease..
2)Guys, Sharon is such a tease!
3)Sharon, why are you such a tease?
4)Sharon, gosh, please stop being a tease

by yn October 15, 2006