cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

brown tipping

when you need to shit and the turd keeps trying to come out before you get to the toilet.

Man, hurry up and get me home. Im brown tipping.

by sassymchateful August 15, 2007

tipping

Overpaying for services

Mr. Pink: I don't do tipping

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 12, 2019

Hoe Tipping

When a girl(hoe) is at a party and gets way to drunk so she can't stand on her own. So you push her over and she cant get up. Simliar to cow tipping

last night me and brody went hoe tipping, jules was to drunk so we helped her to the ground.

by Broctor lee June 20, 2011

topping

The active verbal counterpart of top related to internet message boards.

The moderators did not approve of the topping of such offensive topics.

by johnleemk March 18, 2005

tarping

When one sets up a tarp in the middle of wooded property that belongs to a random individual.

"Grab the booze man, we're going tarping in the woods behind old man johnson's farm."

by Michael Zadorian July 14, 2007