Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.

1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”

by iamgezim May 27, 2024

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon

Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"

Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."

Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."

Man 2: "So. I don't care."

Man 1: "You're disgusting."

Man 2: smiles

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that is not special, not picky, and/or not discerning

"If I don't wait for that one right woman for me, I might become a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022