Tacticality

The combination between a trained warrior and a complete psychopath.

That man has experienced and overcome multiple battle situations and unthinkable horrors, bestowing him the honor reaching 100% Tacticality as warrior.

by DorfJensen November 13, 2023

tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.

My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation

by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023

Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.

Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)

by musket 193 January 27, 2024

Newbie Foreign Tactics

When in fighting games as a decent rank player, you struggle against a new or low-ranked player due to the fact that they use strategies and their characters' kit in such a way that you have never seen before, or use a strategy that you haven’t seen in such a long time.

I was playing some games online and I for some reason struggled against a player that was way worse than me. They played so weird and the fight would’ve been easy if it wasn’t for their Newbie foreign tactics.

by VanillN May 6, 2023

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023

Tactical Gangbang

(In bowling) When you only hit the edge pin and it knocks down the whole back row.

I thought I only got one pin, but it was actually a tactical gangbang.

by GoatThroaters December 14, 2022

Tactical Jäger-Bomb

The act of doing a Jäger-Bomb during a night out when you start to feel tired, using the effect of the caffeine of Red Bull with the added bonus of the alcohol in Jäegermeister

“Bro I am so tired, I’m going to have a tactical Jäger-Bomb”

by Chuck Shiesty August 4, 2023