Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 20, 2024

tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 03, 2017

tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.

Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot

by used oatmeal August 18, 2023

Something more tactical

The one team you dont want showing up at the airsoft field, especially after their long nights binging food.

Hide the snacks guys Something more tactical (S.M.T) is here, oh shit they cant make it out of their cars. Its alright everyone they forgot their mobility scooters.

by Not that guy pal June 23, 2022

tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.

Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!

by ggellison March 10, 2014

tactical block

blocking a mate so they stop procrastinating and start doing what they need to get done

yeah i had to hit ezekial with the tactical block else he wouldnt have finished his coursework

by Captain Calcium December 09, 2018

Tactical peen

A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.

I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.

by NOLApeening January 10, 2017