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New York Sewage System

An act in which a male and a female have anal sex while the female has bad diarrhea, and shits herself because of this. Then, what is left over is a pile of stinky brown and green shit.
Carrie Ann: "You know what my adopted black son did with his girlfriend?"
Bill: "I do, someone said that he gave his girlfriend a good old New York Sewage System. They said that shit stained the floor green for months."
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emergency alert system

That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.
Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
by jellyfish bish December 24, 2021
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metric system

1.A communists way of measuring
2.A threat to the U.S.A.
`Stalin:I love the metric system
Jesus:I hate it`
by Czar Choi July 7, 2008
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jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)
The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"
by squeaker4x August 16, 2010
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penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.
The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003
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Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
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the buddy system

A system used against your friends whenever you need them to do something they refuse to do. Often used as a last resort of begging.

Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.
Jen: "No tom, I will not have sex with you!"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"
by AnnieCanwanie January 25, 2011
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