An act in which a male and a female have anal sex while the female has bad diarrhea, and shits herself because of this. Then, what is left over is a pile of stinky brown and green shit.
Carrie Ann: "You know what my adopted black son did with his girlfriend?"
Bill: "I do, someone said that he gave his girlfriend a good old New York Sewage System. They said that shit stained the floor green for months."
Bill: "I do, someone said that he gave his girlfriend a good old New York Sewage System. They said that shit stained the floor green for months."
by greenmangingerboiasiantofuZAO April 11, 2014
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Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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by Czar Choi July 7, 2008
Get the metric system mug.The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)
The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"
by squeaker4x August 16, 2010
Get the jewish filing system mug.A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.
The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003
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"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
Get the Mastabatory System mug.A system used against your friends whenever you need them to do something they refuse to do. Often used as a last resort of begging.
Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.
Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.
Jen: "No tom, I will not have sex with you!"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"
by AnnieCanwanie January 25, 2011
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