Reverse Crush Syndrome

when you find out that someone has a crush on you, and this knowledge leads to you liking them

Bob: Hey Rob, Cynthia likes you!

Rob: Oh well I didnt really like her before... but now...

Bob: Ooh you came down with a case of Reverse Crush Syndrome

by gurududeman July 7, 2010

can't be arsed syndrome

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.

dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.

by mynameispaulie October 15, 2010

Stacey's Mom Syndrome

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.

by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010

Jasmine's Syndrome

When you are getting over the person you used to like but you see his/her face and you fall in love again.

I saw him the other day, now I have the Jasmine's Syndrome.

by constantlysleeping April 22, 2016

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!

by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Band Kid Syndrome

Symptoms: Walking in time with nearby people, humming band music, rhythmically tapping/drumming on desks, air and other objects with hand held items such pencils, pens, rulers, ect.

"I swear, that kid had Band Kid Syndrome so badly its kind of scary."

by "The provider" February 19, 2020