A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
Get the Adobe Supportmug. A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
Get the Tech Supportmug. Tom: Hey you're cute
Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day
Jessica: Oh well you're funny
Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day
Jessica: Oh well you're funny
by Caruto04 April 27, 2019
Get the National Support Daymug. by pleaseletmehaveausername December 4, 2022
Get the Child supportmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
Get the Resident Evil Trading Card Game Will Have A Lot Of Support Cardsmug. Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.
'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter
by Mr Owo January 19, 2023
Get the Sofa Supportermug. tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”
by Yessir2837 September 10, 2021
Get the tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩mug.