silly suck

When a girl is giving you oral sex and can't stop laugh at your small dick size

Laura started to suck my dick, but could not stop laughing at at the size and give me a silly suck

by yung taliban December 15, 2013

fruit sucking

When and individual is sucking another's adam's apple.

It was steamy in the room and John was fruit sucking the shit out of max.

by Avoo Nosredna March 7, 2017

panini suck

using a samsung automatic OCTA dissembler for "stuff"

She came into the tech room and asked for a panini suck, so we said "sure, the machine is open, have a seat".

by SlothWasInUse October 6, 2019

suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.

YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.

by YourKnees July 12, 2021

suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN November 6, 2008

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

That sucks booty

When someone gets in trouble for no reason you tell them that it sucks booty

Brylee~I got my phone taken up for a 85 on a paper

Kimber~well that sucks booty

by Oof lover ﾂ March 31, 2019