I took my mom to the Soho Grande on Halloween and it was a total Crest White Strip! (Fortunately, she paid me back -- woulda liked to see the look on her face when she saw the bill!)
A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello