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Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.
by Riddler16 June 25, 2016
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oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
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Short-strap

A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.

They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.

Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.

They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).

They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band
by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012
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Hooch Strap

When a ladies pubic hair makes a strap connecting her anus to her vagina.
I was hitting it from the front and saw a trail so I flipped her around to so where it goes. Girl had a damn Hooch Strap.
by shelooklikarbys March 29, 2020
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Strap Shop

Yo lets hit up the strap shop and scope out the dracos
by thatdanksmoker420 March 15, 2017
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metal strap

The device Kuvira uses to pleasure Korra.
Oh that metal strap was so good last night Kuvi!”
by Fatcat3250 August 13, 2024
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Cunt strap

A cunt strap is amazing word for a females underwear

As men struggle to determine what you call female underwear there is now a word you are welcome
Creater : Dylan the big cock friend
Also Teoman you stink u cat piss prick
“Hey sue what’s that in your drawer
“Oh it’s my new cunt strap”
by The abuse bastard October 5, 2019
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