Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else

Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Cardinal Stritch University is a school

by Cardinal Stritch University April 24, 2022

Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 5, 2022

Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name

A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup

by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023

Triple Stretch

When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass

She likes to get triple Stretch

by Nyrac July 30, 2023

Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length

Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher

by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023