Stoner kaden

Stoner kaden is a total g. Likes horrid music but respects other music taste. Is totally into thots and will do anything for a taste of chooch. Also takes hits of thc pen in class. Bright.

Yeah, stoner kaden was baked in physical science today.

by Bootylicker420 December 11, 2018

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.

I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!

by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017

Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.

Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.

by Frick March 20, 2005

Stoner Sauce

A tasty topping made by combining mayonnaise, ketchup, and barbecue sauce. Tastes good on everything!

"what is that sauce your dipping those fries in? "

"It's Stoner sauce of course!"

by KRC123 July 28, 2009

Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.

Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"

by Giacomojones March 8, 2017